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40 Demotivational Poster


SEGWAY ROUGH RIDERS - Where is your Emperor-God now?!




DUCT TAPE AND WD40 - What more could you need ? If this won't fix it then it ain't broke !


TAGS: duct tape wd40 fix broke
Rating: 4.83/5

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Greeny - June 15, 2011, 10:46 am
Algorithms 101... er,5


FOUND NEVERMORE -


TAGS: internet error404 depraven
Rating: 4.84/5

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FatherTyme - November 21, 2012, 8:38 pm
5 mouse clicks for my friend. Nice spin on a timeless classic... RL the question begs, James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman
ughomer - November 19, 2012, 8:30 am
RL hits the jackpot on this one 5L
TheOne - November 15, 2012, 9:41 pm
You broke my funny bone. 6L.
MissPriss - November 8, 2012, 5:44 pm
I hate when that happens! It's the shi...hold up..I mean on some sites I use.....clean ones.....how to use your new swiffer...no porn...bad porn....anyhow 5L my friend.
falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:26 pm
I'm 5ing and faving this.
spacedog - November 6, 2012, 10:05 am
This is hilarious RL!
Greeny - November 6, 2012, 5:18 am
Classic!
GaryO - November 5, 2012, 10:05 pm
Killer one RL.Love it!
Reality Lord - November 5, 2012, 9:24 pm

i can't help reading this in the voice of james earl jones...the simpsons episode i think.


RELIGION - Because the crusades were so fun!




IMPERIAL GUARD - Because fancy armor and genetic augmentation is for pussies!


TAGS: imperial guard warhammmer 40
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Tirak

spacedog - March 13, 2010, 12:02 am
Wow. HoF huh? Amazing.
Elredin - June 12, 2009, 6:44 pm
ok men those chaos guys are slaughtering us lets get out of...oh commisar didnt see you thei...*gunshot*
Gorgutz - May 25, 2009, 9:50 pm
ME WAAAGGHHH WILL DESTROY 'DEM PUNY HUMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thracia - July 17, 2008, 12:09 am
IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME!!!! XD


Unappreciated -


TAGS: 400 trillion lover tells unappreciated
Rating: 4.87/5

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Ashson - July 5, 2014, 9:48 pm
Actually, the odds are 1. You've already been born as you.


EXTERMINAUTS - The sane act of extinguishing hundreds of billions of innocent lives for the sake of stopping a single hint of corruption or disease.


TAGS: 40k warhammer exterminauts
Rating: 3.43/5

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magicnagnets - December 2, 2011, 5:57 pm
It's "Exterminatus" and they use it as the last resort, if the Imperium can't keep it, it's sure is hell they wont let it fall in some dirty xeno's hands. Also they try to evacuate first, if possible, like the example picture, Orks and Tyranids you say?


ROOM 1408 -




404 ERROR -


TAGS: 404 error
Rating: 5/5

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M0rd3kaI - November 30, 2014, 5:38 pm
Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus... I can't even remember making that calendar... 5L
spacedog - July 2, 2012, 11:06 pm
M0rd's calender topic for July 2nd was 404 error.
spacedog - July 2, 2012, 11:01 pm
Admiral Akbar, I presume?
Hawamleh - July 2, 2012, 9:30 pm
I don't get it... I feel stupid.
- July 2, 2012, 2:12 pm
It's a trap !
gas - July 2, 2012, 1:43 pm
hahaha!
spacedog - July 2, 2012, 12:02 pm
Ha! Glad to help out my friend. :D
Airman - July 2, 2012, 11:29 am
gee, thanks Space. I love to hear other people's problems
Greeny - July 2, 2012, 7:04 am
lol!


404: JOKE NOT FOUND - Plagued by doubt of clicking submit or not But no amount of chin-kneading while holding your Moti at a peculiar angle will get the much sought after 5L's. Blame it on the Timmies




404 ERRORS - A rare sight on Motifake.com




PROSTATE EXAMS -


TAGS: after 40 annually prostate
Rating: 4.72/5

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5150monkeylove - March 8, 2011, 11:42 pm
Thank you for reminding me. 40th B-day is almost here. Now I have to legally pay someone to do it at least once a year......YEESH!
steph1 - March 8, 2011, 2:25 pm
LOL - good old Dr. Frank-N-Furter in the lab..."I'm just a sweet transvestite - From Transexual, Transylvania"....5rocky ones


M240 BRAVO - when its time to kunckle down and destroy some shit




EPIC FAIL - When this happens in reality there is no salvation.




SISTERS OF BATTLE - The closest to 2nd base a 40K nerd will ever get is painting their breastplate.


TAGS: warhammer 40k battle sister
Rating: 4.19/5

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Verdeckt - August 3, 2011, 7:12 am
It rub5 the lotion... tickled my fancy.


WARHAMMER 40K - Something you should check


TAGS: warhammer 40k spelling fail
Rating: 1.35/5

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Rexman - August 7, 2010, 7:25 pm
The word "Deamon" is spelled correctly as that the name of a demon-like faction in Warhammer 40K.
Tyler - August 21, 2009, 5:03 pm
"No, really, Spelling - Something you SHOULD check.
. - June 26, 2009, 3:49 pm
lol nice one retard, except that he did actually misspell Daemon as Deamon
Dominic - June 22, 2009, 2:18 am
LOLOLOLOL i guess most people dont get why this is so funny! you fucking owned the "spelling" guy.


40MM SUPPOSITORY - Fast and effective relief from those major pains in the ass




NUNS WITH GUNS -




GREY KNIGHTS - Because sometimes badass just isn't enough to get the job done.




40 LB. BOX OF RAPE - Because It Wants To Open You Too.


TAGS: rape box 40
Rating: 2.18/5
R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 1:57 pm
I wish there were negative lions to vote with!
phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 4:17 pm
How did a tunnel even get approved?!?!
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 10:02 pm
tunnel+anonymous=1L


GREY KNIGHTS - Like Jesus only with swords and guns And the Emperor And Orks


TAGS: warhammer 40000
Rating: 2.63/5
tiobane - March 27, 2009, 3:33 am
real nice ;) but you need to know warhammer^^


SPACE MARINES - You Can Have My Bolter When You Pry It From My Cold Dead Hand.




PROFESSIONAL BABYSITTER -




GAY NINJA RAVE PARTIES - The space marines will never see it coming!


TAGS: warhammer 40000 40k eldar
Rating: 2.31/5

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ageofreclamation - November 9, 2009, 9:09 pm
oh snap!


PEARL OF ALLAH - I think I know what happened to all that white dog poop from the '70s


TAGS: september challenge this thing is worth 40 million
Rating: 3.15/5

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dslohand - October 6, 2011, 12:46 am
I HAD A KIDNEY STONE ONCE FELT THAT SIZE
Derek - January 26, 2010, 12:17 am
Looks like the "Elephant-man" of pearls


WELCOME TO PARIS -


TAGS: paris 1940
Rating: 4.06/5

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SPORTSMANSHIP -




HUMANITY - I've pretty much given up on it


TAGS: wtf sunfire modded ricer shit ass car ugly fat big ass wing shitty car 4000
Rating: 1.67/5

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Ryan - July 24, 2009, 3:24 am
dude its a joke, chill out...
nolite - July 24, 2009, 2:38 am
why? cus some one has an ugly car? or is it that lack any skill to talk to opposite sex, live in you moms basement, and just got fired from taco bell at the age of 37?


The Few -


TAGS: spitfires fighters warbirds 1940 bbmf
Rating: 4.73/5

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Vanner - September 16, 2013, 8:29 am
It does't matter what nationality they were. At the time they were all that stopped us going under, they all deserve the honours...
Iconoclast - September 16, 2013, 1:08 am
There were significant numbers of Americans who flew with the RAF during the Battle of Britain. All of those in the RAF were both gallant and heroic and they literally saved Britain.
EmilioDumphque - September 15, 2013, 11:50 pm
Americans know who deserves honor and our thanks, even if they're "foreign devils".


BEST PRODUCT COMBINATION - The only tools you'll ever need.


TAGS: duct tape wd 40
Rating: 4.41/5

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bigsouthfork - March 24, 2013, 2:02 pm
How about duct tape and large zip ties. Better combo? Your thoughts!
MissPriss - March 23, 2013, 10:12 am
Oh wow...I can't even post what "job" popped into my head....but I think it would fall under the safe sex category....bahaha...thanks for the 5L idea Papa!
Rudedog - March 22, 2013, 11:31 pm
The complete contents of my bug out bag.
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 8:26 pm
Oh yeah. From catching 5ish to removing warts.


THE AVATAR - Back in my day,he was a 50 foot tall, fire breathing, anger spewing, war god. Then nickelodeon made him gay.




LEVEL 80 FEMALE -


TAGS: wow 40yr old virgins nice tail your moms
Rating: 4.71/5

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hootizz - September 11, 2010, 4:25 am
'Bet Ya She Likes It Doggy Style'..!! Sorry guys, I just had to add that.., could not resist...
Cubbybear - September 10, 2010, 10:01 am
Not into ribs


DA-DEE-DUMM-DUMM - The Motifake You Are About To Read Is True. Only Their Hair Color Has Been Changed To Protect Their Identity.


TAGS: only people older than 40 will get the dragnet reference
Rating: 3.83/5

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sickartist - December 27, 2009, 6:33 pm
Which one is Friday and which one is Gannon?


ALTERNATIVES -


TAGS: server crash 404 error just passing the time away
Rating: 3.76/5

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GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 11:05 am
APT I TELL YOU!!
MrRandom - January 18, 2010, 8:21 pm
I had to go to cracked for my humor fix. I feel slightly dirty.
spacedog - January 18, 2010, 8:16 pm
LOL. That's what I call an average day. 5Ls.
sickartist - January 18, 2010, 7:46 pm
Were you watching me?


Procrastination Nation -


TAGS: skater statue bill murray caddyshack 1440
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 2, 2013, 8:27 am
Well this is my morning laugh. Somehow I knew this was from that wonder dog, quadruped of the great beyond. 5L


Why I hate TV shows -




THEY MADE GOOD CARS IN THE 40'S - But They Made Better Men !


TAGS: 40 s
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:19 pm
And I 5ee none of these guys wearing skinny jeans; just as it should be.


LIFE BEFORE MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: august assignment calender a bit early but i wont be around next week so 404 sad
Rating: 4.53/5

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pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 6:51 am
good one. 5l's


BOXING DAY BLOWOUT! - EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!




DON'T SHOOT -




GUNS, BUTTER OR CIGARETTES - Rapid Fire either way


TAGS: 1940
Rating: 4.17/5

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Macumazahn - February 25, 2013, 2:44 am
Good grief, a Bren! I've not seen one of those in ages...


THOSE 70'S SHOWS -


TAGS: over 40 scary witchpoo h r puffandfstuff
Rating: 4.14/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 20, 2010, 11:05 pm
when you got older jimmy and his magic flute took on a whole different meaning
Anonymous2 - October 20, 2010, 10:45 pm
To be fair, that was the one show we can look back and tell 100% that they were on the good stuff when they thought that one up.
AdmiralAckbar - October 20, 2010, 12:06 pm
kumquat
Reality Lord - October 20, 2010, 7:47 am

you knew my ex-wife?
tellitlikeitis - October 20, 2010, 6:59 am
Thx. CB. Seriously, she scared the crap out of me when I was young. On that note-- she still does!
Cubbybear - October 20, 2010, 2:32 am
Witchee Poo FTW!!! 5/5


GOLDEN EGGS -


TAGS: just something for the 1400 poster 16 months of work cubby a harder worker
Rating: 3.65/5

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spacedog - December 2, 2009, 8:19 pm
Congrats and keep going strong.
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 5:24 pm
Yes you have, hundreds, and hundreds of them. Congratulations on 1400 Golden insights. 5 Golden Eggs
rerun - December 2, 2009, 4:29 pm

I know I have more than a few bombs out there.


BUDGET CUTS - Germany suffered a lot of them towards the end of WWII


TAGS: mini mp40
Rating: 3.58/5

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spacedog - April 29, 2010, 8:02 pm
Psshhh. It's the ammo that's really Empressive.
usaf1995 - April 29, 2010, 7:36 pm
Nicely ditailed MP-38


WOODYWOOD03A - Happy birthday Big guy We're all praying That it's your best one EVER!!


TAGS: enjoy it you ve only goy 40 or 50 left
Rating: 3.5/5

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R.S.Jake - April 28, 2010, 11:19 am
Good MORNING WOOD! Get it? Today's theme? Nevermind. Happy Birthday Woody! Don't forget to visit the Birthday thread in the forums!
Faceplant31 - April 28, 2010, 11:02 am
Happy BDay Woodywood!
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 10:55 am
Happy Birthday Woody!!


ERROR - Vehicle not found


TAGS: 404 error
Rating: 3.08/5

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STEALTH ROLLS - Sometimes, a natural 20 is all you need! BRING ON THE PAIN!


TAGS: 40k stealth
Rating: 3/5

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Silcas - September 4, 2009, 7:17 pm
Except for the fact that 40K only uses d6 not bad...


BANEWOLF - Now with the cleansing power of oxi-clean, oh wait...




UNITED STATES AIRFORCE - Making grown men idiots for 40 years and counting.


TAGS: usaf united states air force idiots 40 years
Rating: 2.25/5
Crizz - July 10, 2008, 8:32 pm
Oh and this too http://www.pilotfriend.com/photo_albums/potty/4.htm
Crizz - July 10, 2008, 8:30 pm
http://www.pilotfriend.com/photo_albums/potty/6.htm True


Kicker -


TAGS: calendar july 30th wd40 rusty bolts nuts
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - July 31, 2017, 9:12 am
Thanks for the vote(s)
JesusWept - July 31, 2017, 9:11 am
Huh...?
concern3 - July 31, 2017, 4:44 am
Very Funny, UP yours
EmilioDumphque - July 31, 2017, 3:58 am
What are they paying you?


A little lubrication, and presto! A king! -


TAGS: july 30th calendar theme wd40 king arthur
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 31, 2017, 4:50 am
When will it stop still another UP yours


Alzheimer's research -




Winning Team -


TAGS: calendar july 30th wd40 winning team
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 31, 2017, 4:46 am
DITTO. UP yours


Godsend -


TAGS: calendar july 30th wd40 god adam
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 31, 2017, 4:48 am
Ditto, Emilio's comment but still an UP yours


This is embarrasing -


TAGS: sex 40
Rating: 4.36/5

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concern3 - January 24, 2016, 9:00 am
Very funny a 5er
GaryO - January 23, 2016, 9:17 pm
well there's a mind phukk...since it was me...


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