40 Demotivational Poster
SEGWAY ROUGH RIDERS - Where is your Emperor-God now?!
DUCT TAPE AND WD40 - What more could you need ? If this won't fix it then it ain't broke !
FOUND NEVERMORE -
RELIGION - Because the crusades were so fun!
IMPERIAL GUARD - Because fancy armor and genetic augmentation is for pussies!
EXTERMINAUTS - The sane act of extinguishing hundreds of billions of innocent lives for the sake of stopping a single hint of corruption or disease.
ROOM 1408 -
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404: JOKE NOT FOUND - Plagued by doubt of clicking submit or not But no amount of chin-kneading while holding your Moti at a peculiar angle will get the much sought after 5L's. Blame it on the Timmies
404 ERRORS - A rare sight on Motifake.com
PROSTATE EXAMS -
M240 BRAVO - when its time to kunckle down and destroy some shit
EPIC FAIL - When this happens in reality there is no salvation.
SISTERS OF BATTLE - The closest to 2nd base a 40K nerd will ever get is painting their breastplate.
WARHAMMER 40K - Something you should check
40MM SUPPOSITORY - Fast and effective relief from those major pains in the ass
NUNS WITH GUNS -
GREY KNIGHTS - Because sometimes badass just isn't enough to get the job done.
40 LB. BOX OF RAPE - Because It Wants To Open You Too.
GREY KNIGHTS - Like Jesus only with swords and guns And the Emperor And Orks
SPACE MARINES - You Can Have My Bolter When You Pry It From My Cold Dead Hand.
PROFESSIONAL BABYSITTER -
GAY NINJA RAVE PARTIES - The space marines will never see it coming!
PEARL OF ALLAH - I think I know what happened to all that white dog poop from the '70s
WELCOME TO PARIS -
HUMANITY - I've pretty much given up on it
The Few -
BEST PRODUCT COMBINATION - The only tools you'll ever need.
THE AVATAR - Back in my day,he was a 50 foot tall, fire breathing, anger spewing, war god. Then nickelodeon made him gay.
LEVEL 80 FEMALE -
DA-DEE-DUMM-DUMM - The Motifake You Are About To Read Is True. Only Their Hair Color Has Been Changed To Protect Their Identity.
Procrastination Nation -
Why I hate TV shows -
THEY MADE GOOD CARS IN THE 40'S - But They Made Better Men !
LIFE BEFORE MOTIFAKE -
BOXING DAY BLOWOUT! - EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!
DON'T SHOOT -
GUNS, BUTTER OR CIGARETTES - Rapid Fire either way
THOSE 70'S SHOWS -
GOLDEN EGGS -
BUDGET CUTS - Germany suffered a lot of them towards the end of WWII
WOODYWOOD03A - Happy birthday Big guy We're all praying That it's your best one EVER!!
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STEALTH ROLLS - Sometimes, a natural 20 is all you need! BRING ON THE PAIN!
BANEWOLF - Now with the cleansing power of oxi-clean, oh wait...
UNITED STATES AIRFORCE - Making grown men idiots for 40 years and counting.
A little lubrication, and presto! A king! -
Alzheimer's research -
Winning Team -
This is embarrasing -